In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

MAGA Moms Really Hate Taylor Swift

The "trash panda of a human influencer" !!!

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Sara Petersen
Aug 23, 2025
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The right has long struggled with what to do with Taylor Swift. Swift is white, blonde, thin, and marketably attractive. She loves a red lip, embraces femininity, regularly fucks around with a cottage core aesthetic, and many of her most famous songs feature princessy love stories which presumably end at the storybook [Christian] altar.

She is, in short, a tradwife’s fever dream.

Or at least, she should be.

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