In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

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In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
The 2023 Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide
Pretty/Ugly Things

The 2023 Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide

Excellent ugly shit (and a few pretty things too)

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In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
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The 2023 Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide
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Ever since I wrote last year’s Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide, I’ve looked forward to writing another, and today I’m writing it on MY BIRTHDAY, which honestly is a wonderful gift to myself. Few things bring me more joy than compiling a list of Ugly Shit I Love.

And also this.

To celebrate my multitudes this year though, and to give a little nod to my eternal interest in the intersection of Pretty/Ugly, today’s list will be an even split down the middle between totally gorgeous stuff and totally heinous stuff. BECAUSE BOTH ARE NECESSARY. So first, I’ll share 5 of the prettiest things I desperately want, and I’ll end with 5 of the ugliest things that make my life infinitely easier/better/safer/chiller and less stained.

The Pretty/Ugly Gift Guide

First, let’s talk pretty!

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