The models are not ok
Maybe they need paid leave and childcare?!
Sure, they’re showing you (ostensibly) how shirts and sweaters and pants look on the human form, but what if these models are just trying to express their maternal burnout?
Yeah my “vacation” from work with my 2 week old has been super relaxing.
How am I? How the fuck do you think I am? It’s 90 degrees and sunny but you told me you wouldn’t get in the car unless mommy dressed up in her Paddington costume from Halloween so yeah I’ve been better. Plus, I’m wearing these shoes.
Baby shark doo doo doo doo do doo. Baby shark doo doo doo doo do doo.
No, I can not fix your “broken” piece of toast.
But what if you changed your own diaper?
Sorry can you repeat yourself? I thought you just said summer camp sign-ups start in January.
I’m confused. What do you mean infants get their days and nights mixed up?
Mom? Who’s mom? I’m just the walking and talking blanket that lives in your house. Mom must be someone else.
Wait you know a code that will disable Cocomelon and only Cocomelon on Netflix?
We literally have been walking for less than two minutes so no I will not carry you.
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And for all the hapless “good dads” out there, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU.