Archive - Weekly WTF of In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

The scariest story you'll ever hear

The unmitigated horror of S*mMer C**mP sign-ups

Mar 1 •

January 2024

New moms don't need READING LISTS

It’s been several months since my WTFs have appeared weekly in your inboxes, but when this found its way into my inbox, I had no choice but to take…

Jan 5 •

July 2023

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Jul 11, 2023 •

June 2023

Stop telling me to find the magic in the everyday

Sometimes the everyday sucks

Jun 27, 2023 •

RELATABLE CONTENT

notes on housekeeping

Jun 13, 2023 •

May 2023

What it's "the time" for

And what it's not!

May 23, 2023 •

Considering the impact of Dooce

Plus a Mother's Day email

May 16, 2023 •

A beauty pageant for moms?

May 9, 2023 •

April 2023

Eugenics but make it funny!

You’d be forgiven for assuming this is a WTF about white supremacy. But if you watch this reel and feel weird about the fact that its premise hinges on…

Apr 18, 2023 •

I conscientiously object

Saying "no" to knowing what the fuck frame rates are

Apr 4, 2023 •

March 2023

Do you have a zeitgeisty baby carrier?

My kids are past the age of being worn but when I did strap them to my body by means of slings, wraps, and carriers so I could, oh, make myself a…

Mar 28, 2023 •

The gift that never stops giving

Christy Dawn ads

Mar 21, 2023 •

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