A close reading of two Cocomelon classics
I have somehow - HASHTAG BLESSED - never been forced to watch Cocomelon among all the drivel my children watch, and I still cackled throughout reading this. FREE COCOMELON MOMMY.
We’ve managed to avoid this show (bears in the looks of it) but the other day my husband started to turn it on for my youngest. I screeched NEVER at the top of my lungs. He just shrugged and switched to Pokoyo. This is such a sharp and brutal take down of this idiotic piece of crap. Thank you for this gift.
This post LITERALLY got me to subscribe so I could comment. We stopped watching Cocomelon with our 3 year old because the Cocomelon-version of Wheels on the bus... Babies on the bus go whaaaa, whaaaa, whaaaa ... mommies go shhhh, shhhhh, shhhh BUT DADDIES say I love you, I love you, I love you. TF??? Nope, not today or any other day for that matter.
Just discovering this post and it makes me so happy. JUSTICE FOR MOMMY!!
Please, PLEASE watch “Little Angel”, with “Baby John” (no kidding.on Netflix! At first, it seemed like an obnoxious knock off of “JJ” (Cocomelon). But, after REALLY watching and listening it is The baby of “Cocomelon” and “Caillou”…it’s very, very bad! The songs are not catchy. And a lot of the messages seem to encourage bad behavior. The Dad is equally as pathetic though. The Mom seems slightly cooler and and gets to change clothes more often. I would LOVE to hear your reaction! 😆