Happy holidays!

All your Ballerina Farm content in one pretty little package

I sincerely wish you get all (or at least some) of the following during the next week or so of festive family time.

• festive non-family time with friends

• festive alone time with yourself

• festive food made by someone that isn’t you

• festive television programming that doesn’t involve animated reindeer or Goldie Hawn as Mrs. Claus (anyone else’s kids OBSESSED with Christmas Chronicles? No?! Just me!? Cool cool cool).

• festive babysitters

• festive naps

In the meantime, if you’ve been craving a pop culture deep dive into the momfluencer everyone loves to hate and everyone hates to love, I’ve compiled the entire Ballerina Farm archives into this handy dandy little directory. So dust off your cowboy boots, do a couple pliés, and enjoy.

Image source

• How Ballerina Farm’s Husband Made me Start a Newsletter

• Why I Wrote about Ballerina Farm Twice in one Month

• Ballerina Farm’s “Glamorized Humbleness”

• What’s the Point?

• Conservative Christian Momfluencers and the Romanticization of a Fantasy that Never Existed

• “It’s Called Ballerina Farm, not Hip-Hop Farm or Jazz Farm”

• The Trad Mom Promise of a “Perfectly Balanced” World

• Winning at Mrs. American

• A History of Ballerina Farm Pregnancy Announcements