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Feb 28, 2023Liked by Sara Petersen

My favorite animals are whales and panda bears, so I feel like my current eating plan of "eat what I want when I'm hungry (or just want a snack because snacks are good) and then go for a swim and try not to fall out of a tree" is really working out for me.

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nailing it.

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So when I fast for my colonoscopy next month will I get a tiger mascot?

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you fucking better! (report back)

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I have never seen something as unhinged as the liverking’s Instagram. In the words of my 5 yo: NO THANK YOU!

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TRULY

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There just has to be an easier way to manifest my large predator/mammal sidekick.

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We can dream.

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“This diet (sorry, “plan”) involves more tattoos and a smaller tiger.“

I mean sold.*

*if I was still dieting.

I have seen this ad!!! On Facebook. I think by the time I turned 37?? It’s insanity. I remember (in the thick of my diet days) talking to my husband’s grandmother whose doctor had (finally) told her to eat & drink whatever she wanted. I thought about how nice that sounded. She was 93. “Boy I can’t wait to be 93 and able to finally stop dieting!” The 65+ stat makes me sad, too.

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