I cried laughing at this, as I too serve heads of lettuce to invisible dinner party guests while my children silently put themselves to bed.
BUT ALSO, can we not skip over the cargo bike she is able to peddle the children to nursery in??? What a merry transportation option that doesn’t at all require the cardiovascular strength of an endurance athlete or get you sweaty while wearing your casual attire!
I have so many questions. Why is it seemingly the same time of day throughout the reel? How are her children soundly asleep when its mid-day outside? Why is she peddling the cargo bike and THEN descending the stairs in her biking outfit? Is it easy to peddle a cargo bike with three children on cobblestone streets of London? Because it is not easy to peddle one with three children in it on very flat asphalt streets of Phoenix, AZ. Why is there no one else in the store? or seemingly in all the places she visits in London including the tube??? Do people just run away when you are that fancy like they run away when they see me approaching with my three children? Do fancy people never eat good food? Why candles as it is STILL midday! Who is filming all this? Lastly, how does on afford all of this?? Did you see that closet? Is this supposed to be relatable? Because unless there is baby spitup on some of those clothes, it's not relatable at all. Signed, the mom wearing her 8th pair of Costco joggers.
I cried laughing at this, as I too serve heads of lettuce to invisible dinner party guests while my children silently put themselves to bed.
BUT ALSO, can we not skip over the cargo bike she is able to peddle the children to nursery in??? What a merry transportation option that doesn’t at all require the cardiovascular strength of an endurance athlete or get you sweaty while wearing your casual attire!
So many hours spent on Poshmark looking for Bogs... and then never buying them!😂😭
Wow. And yes, when she got home I kept thinking “but, you forgot to pick up your kids!” Where are the kids? You have dinner with friends and not kids?
I have so many questions. Why is it seemingly the same time of day throughout the reel? How are her children soundly asleep when its mid-day outside? Why is she peddling the cargo bike and THEN descending the stairs in her biking outfit? Is it easy to peddle a cargo bike with three children on cobblestone streets of London? Because it is not easy to peddle one with three children in it on very flat asphalt streets of Phoenix, AZ. Why is there no one else in the store? or seemingly in all the places she visits in London including the tube??? Do people just run away when you are that fancy like they run away when they see me approaching with my three children? Do fancy people never eat good food? Why candles as it is STILL midday! Who is filming all this? Lastly, how does on afford all of this?? Did you see that closet? Is this supposed to be relatable? Because unless there is baby spitup on some of those clothes, it's not relatable at all. Signed, the mom wearing her 8th pair of Costco joggers.
Thank you for this.
💀💀💀💀 Voilá! 💃🏻
Only an incredibly miserable person needs to portray their life with this level of exaggerated positivity, perfection, and glamour.
This was exquisite (really felt seen with that mouthguard comment)