To the products that do it all
And the PR reps who sing their praises
This week’s WTF is an ode to the hardworking PR person who thought the following email subject line would do anything other than make me laugh.
Covering Vegan Shave Lotions that Do It All?
The body of the email inquires whether or not I’m “working on anything upcoming that highlights luxurious, ‘clean’, soothing shave gels?” Alas, I’m not! But I kinda wish I had requested a sample anyway to see if this particular vegan shave lotion could fold laundry, break up kid altercations, meal prep, and lead me through guided meditations. Maybe the vegan shave lotion’s “infusion of goldenseal” also cures the common cold? Perhaps its freedom from parabens qualifies the lotion to coach my son’s basketball team? Will its “scents of cool mint” take care of my three-year-old whose holiday break started yesterday (🫠)?
Honestly, for $7.95 per bottle, this is the deal of the century.
Cheers to the products that “do it all” - never stop being you.
