What Sort Of Expert Do You Long For?
My hip hurts. And sometimes my wrist hurts. Both of these things, I’m told, would be improved if I had a standing desk. Or a more ergonomic keyboard. Or the correct proportions between desk, chair, and me.
And listen, I’ve GOOGLED. I’ve bought a few keyboards but quickly said fuck it when my typing speed was hampered. I bought a weird cushion thing for driving after the hip aches got worse in the car specifically. I bought a wrist brace thing. But what I REALLY want is not google. It’s a person who is like a physical therapist/chiropractor/orthopedist/desk aficionado??? to come into my house, assess me, assess my ailments, and tell me exactly what sort of working environment would be the best for my specific needs.
Some experts are relatively easy to find. Dog trainers come to mind. But for most problems, I think, we all need/want help from someone who understands us, our lifestyle, external factors, and specific contextual details. YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING.
I’d love someone to come in and recommend house improvements/updates on a DIY budget rather than HGTV budget - also could reallllly use a non-judgmental parenting and marriage expert 😂
Oooh! I want someone to take all of our ridiculous eating patterns (fod-map, veg, meat lover, annoyingly picky 10 year old) and develop a menu plan that I can batch cook. It would be a dream.
As a business, I do this "expert" work for others in their pregnancies. Give them the care that they need specific to their unique lives. I looooove the work.