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I’m sure the COLON BROOM is also 10x more expensive than Metamucil, which is functionally the same but without the bad diet messaging.

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Is COLON BROOM just … strawberry Metamucil? It is, isn’t it? Psyllium husk is Metamucil. This is just strawberry Metamucil. Good god.

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Yeah, and a close reader did some deep diving and told me you can basically get psyllium husk in bulk for a fraction of the price (plus she took their "survey" and despite feeling FINE, COLON BROOM essentially told her she was in danger of a candida overgrowth and essentially needed the COLON BROOM to save her)

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Oh no no no. I would like to see a Venn Diagram of the people who refused a Covid vaccine and the people who use COLON BROOM. I have some predictions….

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Holy shit (yeah, REALLY?!). Just when I was thinking, "What could possibly be next?" And, COLON BROOM--what a fucking name :(

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