In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

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The 2025 Ugly Stuff Gift Guide
The best lipstain and my weeknight dinner game changer
Dec 2 • 
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November 2025

A Midlife Crisis Update
Some personal news! Again!
Nov 25 • 
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October 2025

When Twenty-Year-Olds Say They Want 15 Kids
Fertility Maxing As Rage Bait
Oct 28 • 
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July 2025

5 Excellent Summer Purchases
Some more sexy than others
Jul 22 • 
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March 2025

When MAHA Moms Look Cool
Et Tu Rudy Jude?
Mar 11 • 
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January 2025

Why Do We Want Cleaning To Be Pretty?
Sorry But My Sticky Counters Aren't Aspirational
Jan 28 • 
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Men Find Babygirl "Rather Silly"
This Woman Not Shocked
Jan 14 • 
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The Best Artistic Genre You're Not Consuming
It's Not Hot Frosty But It's Not NOT Hot Frosty
Jan 7 • 
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December 2024

The 9 Best Things I Read In November
Nazis, Weddings, Sex Therapist Transcriptionists
Dec 17, 2024 • 
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November 2024

The 2024 Pretty/Ugly Gift Guide
Including The Perfect-Drape Sweater AND A Boring Kitchen Storage Miracle
Nov 26, 2024 • 
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October 2024

12 Pretty/Ugly Things
Because 5 Is An Arbitrary Number
Oct 30, 2024 • 
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This Vacuum Runs On Mom Power
Long, audible, bone-tired S I G H
Oct 8, 2024 • 
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