In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

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5 Excellent Summer Purchases
Some more sexy than others
Jul 22 • 
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March 2025

When MAHA Moms Look Cool
Et Tu Rudy Jude?
Mar 11 • 
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January 2025

Why Do We Want Cleaning To Be Pretty?
Sorry But My Sticky Counters Aren't Aspirational
Jan 28 • 
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Men Find Babygirl "Rather Silly"
This Woman Not Shocked
Jan 14 • 
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The Best Artistic Genre You're Not Consuming
It's Not Hot Frosty But It's Not NOT Hot Frosty
Jan 7 • 
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December 2024

The 9 Best Things I Read In November
Nazis, Weddings, Sex Therapist Transcriptionists
Dec 17, 2024 • 
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November 2024

The 2024 Pretty/Ugly Gift Guide
Including The Perfect-Drape Sweater AND A Boring Kitchen Storage Miracle
Nov 26, 2024 • 
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October 2024

12 Pretty/Ugly Things
Because 5 Is An Arbitrary Number
Oct 30, 2024 • 
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This Vacuum Runs On Mom Power
Long, audible, bone-tired S I G H
Oct 8, 2024 • 
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Gender Essentialism Where You Least Expect It
Plus Proof Positive I'm a Bad Mom™
Oct 1, 2024 • 
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September 2024

The Surprising Shape Of My Midlife Crisis
Some Personal News
Sep 24, 2024 • 
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Are The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders America's Mommies?
Thoughts on America's Sweethearts
Sep 4, 2024 • 
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