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Mr. Ballerina Farm Is a French Woman Who Never Gets Fat
And I'm HERE FOR IT!!
Apr 19 • Sara Petersen
Ballerina Farm. In 1826.
Time-traveling tradwives, MAHA kids, and the Lindy West discourse you missed.
Apr 11 • Sara Petersen

March 2026

Processing the Ballerina Farm Pregnancy
And birth of baby #9
Mar 7 • Sara Petersen

February 2026

Ballerina Farm Breaks Raw Milk Silence
A RICH TEXT 🥛
Feb 15 • Sara Petersen
Ayn Rand: The Ultimate Guys' Girl
Plus: Men Cleaning and THE PODCAST
Feb 7 • Sara Petersen

January 2026

The Satanic Panic
With SARAH MARSHALL (!!!!!)
Jan 31 • Sara Petersen
About That Trad Dating App
And the Masculine Revival
Jan 27 • Sara Petersen
How I Wrote MY NOVEL
I still can't believe it
Jan 23 • Sara Petersen
In Pursuit Is Moving To Patreon
For a whole slew of reasons!
Jan 21 • Sara Petersen
Chat GTP Is Love Bombing Us
Conspiratorial Thinking, Rage-Baiting, and Touching Grass with Amanda Montell
Jan 16 • Sara Petersen
My Favorite Thing I Ever Wrote
I'm Only Half Kidding
Jan 12 • Sara Petersen
In Pursuit Winners And Losers
The Best and Worst of 2025
Jan 9 • Sara Petersen
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