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About that Ballerina Farm profile
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What are you watching?
For various reasons that involve me being exhausted and emotionally drained, I’ve found it hard to get excited about any tv that doesn’t involve…
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The World is Burning but Ballerina Farm has Makeup to Sell You
Plus 5 Pretty/Uglies about the Biden/Harris news
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I'd like to complain about The Bear
Plus this week's 5 Pretty/Ugly Things
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What's your favorite summer recipe?
I’m in such a food rut mostly because I’ve realized I’m more of a winter cook. I can crush a stew, a soup, a casserole. Anything that can be dou…
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Trump's Mommies
What MAGA momfluencers are saying about the assassination attempt
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Why should fiction get all the summer fun?
5 Nonfiction Beach Reads (plus a giveaway!)
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What's your absolute fave beach read?
On Friday, I’ll be sharing an essay about about 5 books that would be perfectly lovely to read at the beach, even if they’re not TECHNICALLY bea…
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5 Pretty/Ugly Things About Summer Vacation
Plus the WORST part of beaching with children.
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"We can't have politics be a biannual freakout."
Happy 4th with Emily In Your Phone!
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Sara Petersen

June 2024

The smallest man that ever lived
Calling bullshit on an Instagram grifter
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What's your summer uniform?
I love summer clothes because I used to be a child who made fun of my mother’s generation’s love of Eileen Fisher. I called it “kooky art teache…
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