Archive - In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

"Like driving in the wrong direction on a one-way street."

Maternal Indecision, Platonic Obsession, And Choosing The Adventure Of A Life Without Kids

Feb 21 •

Maybe I'm Just Jealous

And Other Lies About Gossip And Women With Opinions

Feb 14 •

This Tradwife Won't Wear The Raw Milkmaid Dress

Her Reason Might Surprise You

Feb 14 •

I Am A Raw Milk Expert Now

The Weird Road from Ballerina Farm to Raw Milkmaids

Feb 11 •

Disney World Is For Perfect Moms

Pack Your White Boards, Bitches

Feb 7 •

Evie Magazine Has Company

Candace Owens Launches Sassy For Tradwives

Feb 4 •

January 2025

Everything You Thought You Knew About Sylvia Plath Is Wrong

The #MeToo Story You Haven't Heard

Jan 31 •

What Are You Reading?

As someone who is bravely denouncing the entire concept of January, I have little appetite for anything in the book realm that doesn’t promise sunny…

Jan 29 •

Why Do We Want Cleaning To Be Pretty?

Sorry But My Sticky Counters Aren't Aspirational

Jan 28 •

The Misogyny of Mommy Brain

Another maddening myth about mothers to add to the pile

Jan 24 •

Winter Illness Vent Sesh

Who's Sick Of Being Sick?

Jan 22 •

Inside The Literal Print Pages Of Evie Magazine

Plus the perplexing Ballerina Farm/Ireland relocation, and Daniel having or NOT having "rizz."

Jan 21 •

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