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My New Hobby Doesn't Make Me Trad
Obviously. Sigh.
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What's The First Thing You Cooked For Yourself?
Apropos of nothing, I found myself remembering (not very fondly) one of my first “go-to” dishes.
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The Best Artistic Genre You're Not Consuming
It's Not Hot Frosty But It's Not NOT Hot Frosty
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The Marketing Of A New [Year's] Identity
The year changes but the empty promises of my ads remain the same
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December 2024

The In Pursuit Annual Report
2024's Most AND Least Popular Posts
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The Gift Of The Raw Milkmaid
The Historical Accuracy Of Evie’s Ballerina Farm-Inspired Milkmaid Dress
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What's Your Holiday Break Boundary?
I don’t know about you, but FOR ME, holiday breaks (and April breaks and February breaks and THE SUMMER BREAK) are opportunities for both my best and…
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The 9 Best Things I Read In November
Nazis, Weddings, Sex Therapist Transcriptionists
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The Ex-Influencer Who Refused To Momfluence
Jess Kirby on what she loved (and what she hated) about living life online
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What's Something New You've Learned Recently?
I was 43 years old when I learned that there is a market for breastmilk JEWELRY. As someone who prides themselves on my knowledge of all products geared…
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11 Gifts Not To Get Mom
There’s a gift guide for every type of person.
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The Celebrity Profile Is A Partial Truth
Just Like Ballerina Farm's Instagram
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