In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

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My Summer of Minimal Effort
milkweed and a manifesto
Jul 14, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
My Summer of Minimal Effort
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The Gift Of The Raw Milkmaid
The Historical Accuracy Of Evie’s Ballerina Farm-Inspired Milkmaid Dress
Dec 18, 2024 • 
Sara Petersen
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The Gift Of The Raw Milkmaid
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Satirical conformity
Plus trad make-believe, the remaking of a life, and the earrings I wear with everything
Sep 19, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
Satirical conformity
10
The Unbearable Daniel of it All
About that Ballerina Farm profile
Jul 26, 2024 • 
Sara Petersen
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The Unbearable Daniel of it All
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This cream is not about anti-aging!!!
It's about RADIANCE. It's about feminism.
Sep 22, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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This cream is not about anti-aging!!!
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How Ballerinafarm's husband made me start a newsletter.
Because not all of us live lives lit up by buckets of light courtesy of an apparently callous window.
Mar 11, 2022 • 
Sara Petersen
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How Ballerinafarm's husband made me start a newsletter.
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Mom rage is a dad problem
"Isn't that kind of sexist?"
Sep 29, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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Mom rage is a dad problem
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This is not an essay about Ballerina Farm
On postpartum pageantry and the marketing of thinness and Ideal Motherhood™
Jan 19, 2024 • 
Sara Petersen
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This is not an essay about Ballerina Farm
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If "intentional mediocrity is a sin . . . "
I don't want to be saved
Dec 1, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
If "intentional mediocrity is a sin . . . "
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How To Be The Best Domestic Goddess
Winning at Mrs. America
Sep 1, 2023 • 
Sara Petersen
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How To Be The Best Domestic Goddess
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"I don't even know what feminism means anymore."
Ballerina Farm's Hannah Neeleman makes a great point
Aug 2, 2024 • 
Sara Petersen
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"I don't even know what feminism means anymore."
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"The 'welcome to the club sweetie' narrative normalizes marital misery"
Lyz Lenz says it doesn't have to be this way
Feb 23, 2024 • 
Sara Petersen
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"The 'welcome to the club sweetie' narrative normalizes marital misery"
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