Sitemap - 2023 - In Pursuit of Clean Countertops
'Twas the week before holiday break
"Like who the actual hell is Hannah?"
I (mostly) quit social media but I'm still killing time online
If "intentional mediocrity is a sin . . . "
The 2023 Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide
What's up with all the creamy ads?
The Ugly History of Beautiful Things
On milestones and "self-conscious emotions"
I want to use this Rudy Jude discount code
That time I tried to be a Mommy Blogger
A History of Ballerina Farm Pregnancy Announcements
Is a "balanced" relationship with your phone even possible?
Which Song is Your Time Machine?
I don't want a "moms' night out."
This cream is not about anti-aging!!!
Allison Yarrow wants to hear your birth story
How much of ourselves can we afford to efface?
How To Be The Best Domestic Goddess
Finally - a definition of "authenticity" that makes sense of all the nonsense
Butt News #24: Never Been Kissed
Are women without kids "selfish cunts?"
The Motherhood Fallacy of Self-Sacrifice
Stop telling me to find the magic in the everyday
Who should feel guilty about empty baby books?
"Aquarian-age network marketing" and me
"Finding beauty through hardship"
What culty stuff are you consuming?
Porta potty gender essentialism!
"Working from your hospital bed is not a flex"
Some truths about writing a book
There are almost 10,000 of you!
But how WAS your Mother's Day?
Considering the impact of Dooce
What is getting you outside of yourself?
The worst thing about modern motherhood
Momfluenced comes out TOMORROW
"Why should you get everything you need from your husband?"
Judy Blume, "girl parts," and old letters
Kids' theatre, the fetishization of the nuclear family, and Logan Roy dropping wisdom
You can only be one type of "mama"
Puppies, my postpartum depression, and literary theory
I'm doing an IG Live in 9 minutes
Romance novels, ugly bathrooms, and a momfluencer's masterful April 1st post
Average cheeseburgers, Bridget Jones, and an almost finished hat
Do you have a zeitgeisty baby carrier?
"Setting a boundary does not mean you’re an asshole."
Old dogs, bad clothes, real bodies
The gift that never stops giving
"Do you know your mother makes sex movies?"
Still sucked in even though I wrote a book about it!
Roald Dahl, Sister Wives, and the Personal Brand Paradox
The great wooden toy drama continues
Intermittent fasting for seniors (!)
The tyranny of gender binaries and the pathologization of ponytails
Momfluenced giveaway! Pink houses! Fleishman moms!
The best thing a stranger online did for herself as a mother
Mac 'n cheese, anti-aging fantasies, and tradwives (always tradwives)
Jenni Quilter on IVF, nuclear family ideals, and motherhood as an "automatic-meaning machine"
American Girl Dolls, fish cakes, and the power of blondness
I live in a perpetual snow day now
Eve Rodsky wants to change the world
MILFs, Plumeria, and a momfluencer purchase that holds the fuck up.
Dried pine needles, pink scarves, shitty stuff, and a fresh look at tradwives