Sitemap - 2023 - In Pursuit of Clean Countertops

Happy holidays!

The In Pursuit Annual Report

'Twas the week before holiday break

The models are not ok

Reclaiming Maternal Dread

"Like who the actual hell is Hannah?"

I (mostly) quit social media but I'm still killing time online

If "intentional mediocrity is a sin . . . "

Who are your co-parents?

The 2023 Unaesthetically Pleasing Gift Guide

What's up with all the creamy ads?

Which cult are you a part of?

The Ugly History of Beautiful Things

It's time for our LIVE AMA!

I won't take a chill pill

On milestones and "self-conscious emotions"

I want to use this Rudy Jude discount code

Think your way into nirvana

The allure of Rudy Jude chic

That time I tried to be a Mommy Blogger

A History of Ballerina Farm Pregnancy Announcements

Is a "balanced" relationship with your phone even possible?

Which Song is Your Time Machine?

I don't want a "moms' night out."

Escapism isn't a dirty word

Mom rage is a dad problem

Kids as friendship bombs

This cream is not about anti-aging!!!

Satirical conformity

Allison Yarrow wants to hear your birth story

Manic Prairie Dream Girl

How much of ourselves can we afford to efface?

What are you watching?

Winning at Mrs. American

What keeps you coming back?

Quick, get your Mom Bag!

August Summer Book Giveaway

Finally - a definition of "authenticity" that makes sense of all the nonsense

A bevy of rainy day recs

Butt News #24: Never Been Kissed

Entering vacation mode

What I loved about Barbie

A very delicious rec

It's not me - it's God

How are you trying less?

Schools Usually Call Moms

My Summer of Minimal Effort

July Summer Book Giveaway!

I don't wanna

Are women without kids "selfish cunts?"

The Motherhood Fallacy of Self-Sacrifice

Five Summer Reads I Loved

Save me from lunch

Stop telling me to find the magic in the everyday

Summer Fridays

So, what's up with childcare?

Who should feel guilty about empty baby books?

"Aquarian-age network marketing" and me

Summer reading giveaway!

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Porta potty gender essentialism!

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What are you reading?

What it's "the time" for

There are almost 10,000 of you!

But how WAS your Mother's Day?

Considering the impact of Dooce

Fuck Mother's Day

When community surprises you

A beauty pageant for moms?

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What is getting you outside of yourself?

The worst thing about modern motherhood

Momfluenced comes out TOMORROW

"Why should you get everything you need from your husband?"

Judy Blume, "girl parts," and old letters

Eugenics but make it funny!

Kids' theatre, the fetishization of the nuclear family, and Logan Roy dropping wisdom

You can only be one type of "mama"

Puppies, my postpartum depression, and literary theory

I'm doing an IG Live in 9 minutes

Romance novels, ugly bathrooms, and a momfluencer's masterful April 1st post

I conscientiously object

I'm living the dream

Average cheeseburgers, Bridget Jones, and an almost finished hat

Do you have a zeitgeisty baby carrier?

"Setting a boundary does not mean you’re an asshole."

Old dogs, bad clothes, real bodies

The gift that never stops giving

Real Self-Care

Good essays about bad movies

"Do you know your mother makes sex movies?"

Still sucked in even though I wrote a book about it!

Roald Dahl, Sister Wives, and the Personal Brand Paradox

Momfluencer guru update!

The great wooden toy drama continues

My poor teenage eyebrows

Intermittent fasting for seniors (!)

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The tyranny of gender binaries and the pathologization of ponytails

Momfluenced giveaway! Pink houses! Fleishman moms!

The best thing a stranger online did for herself as a mother

Calling all Witches!

Mac 'n cheese, anti-aging fantasies, and tradwives (always tradwives)

I want this balm

Jenni Quilter on IVF, nuclear family ideals, and motherhood as an "automatic-meaning machine"

American Girl Dolls, fish cakes, and the power of blondness

Sarah's Day in the Life

Momfluencer Gurus Gone Wild

I live in a perpetual snow day now

Eve Rodsky wants to change the world

MILFs, Plumeria, and a momfluencer purchase that holds the fuck up.

Summer Camp Sign-up Hell

Adjusting to life Back Online

Dried pine needles, pink scarves, shitty stuff, and a fresh look at tradwives

No thank you

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