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A Pep Talk For Baby Antifeminist Me

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Martha Stewart's Motherhood

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The Warrior Mamas Who Elected Trump

Today Is Hell!

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12 Pretty/Ugly Things

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Maybe Nobody Wants My Unpopular Opinion About Nobody Wants This

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Forced Birth Is Not Family Values

It's Cozy Food Season!!!!

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A Compendium Of Unwanted Parental Advice

What Sort Of Expert Do You Long For?

Gender Essentialism Where You Least Expect It

Motherhood As Army Building

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Justice For Cocomelon Mommy

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The Erotics of Prairie Dresses

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Can We Talk About Perimenopause?

Don't Tell Me I Have To Care About The Husband

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How Are You Feeling About Summer?

My Problem with Emily Henry's Men

"I don't even know what feminism means anymore."

Who's Your Niche Momfluencer Obsession?

"Everyone buckle up for the godly gingham girlies retreat"

The Unbearable Daniel of it All

What are you watching?

The World is Burning but Ballerina Farm has Makeup to Sell You

I'd like to complain about The Bear

What's your favorite summer recipe?

Trump's Mommies

Why should fiction get all the summer fun?

What's your absolute fave beach read?

5 Pretty/Ugly Things About Summer Vacation

"We can't have politics be a biannual freakout."

The smallest man that ever lived

What's your summer uniform?

What To Do During A Tiny Tornado

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What are you making for dinner?

Ballerina Farm Lands On My Home Turf

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Dazed, Confused, and Drenched in Sweat

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The Unbearable Romance Of Dirty Dishes

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Is Nara Smith A Trad Wife?

Do You Care About Nara Smith?

What Harrison Butker Taught Me About Motherhood

Am I Jealous Of Ballerina Farm?

5 Pretty/Ugly Things

Happy Third Annual Fuck Mother's Day!

How do you WANT to spend Mother's Day?

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Hey Hun!

Which Mother's Day Ads Piss You Off The Most?

Children Play House. Grownups Play Taylor Swift.

How Do We Feel About TTPD?

5 Pretty/Ugly Instagram posts

What Nobody Tells First Time Authors

Which momfluencer is overdue for a deep-dive?

Can We Discuss Ballerina Farm's Raw Egg Drink?

We Need To Talk About Trad Husbands

What are you reading lately?

The Trad Wife Marketing Handbook

"They were consuming me"

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5 Instagram accounts that make my life better

Who do these jeans think I am?

I might have found the perfect white tee

I don't want a Mom Water™

Kate Middleton exists to smile for us

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Covid!

Why are so many momfluencers Mormon?

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6 Books Your Future Self Will Be Happy You Preordered

5 Pretty/Ugly Taylor Swift Takes Your Algorithm Missed

I'm a good mom, not a great mom

I'm a shameless self-promoter

What Gwyneth Can Teach Us About The Ballerina Farm Profile

Hot Tub Time Machine

Jessie Spano deserves a You're Wrong About episode

What's for dinner?

This is not an essay about Ballerina Farm

Beauty Pageants or Cracked Tailbones?

The siren song of girl culture

When self-care is boring

New moms don't need READING LISTS

Ballerina Farm had her baby